Hopefully, those tattoos are the temporary kind. We get it, you’re dating Ariana Grande and want the world to know. Why not just get a high ponytail weave attached to your fool head? At least you can take that out when this ends in two months and you won’t have to pay for the laser removal. Saturday Night Live Pete Davidson is drunk (and maybe high) in love and proved it by getting two Dangerous Woman-themed tattoos etched on his body. What’s the gender binary opposite of “dickmatized?”
As evidenced by ONTD, Pete appears to have gotten Ariana’s trademark bunny ears mask tattooed on his neck and her initials on his thumb. Tattoo artist London Reese posted about Pete’s new tattoos on Instagram.
Jesus, he could have just borrowed the ears off of her and worn them around. Pete’s also wearing her clothes. People reports that Pete, who had noted his new sobriety in March of last year, recently played the Borgata in Atlantic City wearing Ariana’s sweatshirt. He also informed the audience that he was higher than the sun.
When an audience member called out Pete for his sweatshirt, he said, “I smoke a lot of pot — it’s really hard for me to concentrate.” He also added that while preparing for his show, “I got very, very high.”
Ariana and Pete also appeared to have gotten matching fuck finger tattoos two weeks ago, so some celebrity tattoo artist is making bank off of these two’s mutual celebration of new genitals in their lives.
If those tats are real, High Pony might want to question just how special she is to Petey. He gave her a little neck space and a thumb. Hillary Clinton got practically his whole damn arm!