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The pigeon (not pictured) who shat on the head a politician who is trying to clean up the pigeon shit problem!

If you’re some kind of sucio freak whose fetish is getting shit on by pigeons, then please take yourself down to the nearest mental facility and check yourself in. You need help! But if you want a quick hit of your gross fix before  checking in, hit up the pigeon scat show extravaganza at the Irving Park Blue Station in Chicago. The pigeon caca problem has become a big problem, so State Rep. Jaime Andrade has stepped in (the pigeon poop) to try to fix that shit, literally. But the pigeons aren’t the one and you shit on their shit and they’ll shit on you.

CBS Chicago has been covering the pigeon poo problem at Irving Park Blue Station (more like Irving Park WHITE because of all the pigeon crap) ever since a citizen named Derek Barthel, who has become an anti-pigeon shit warrior, reached out to them about the issue. The city power-washed away the pigeon butt gravy and feathers once, but haven’t done anything since. So Rep. Andrade got involved and is looking for money and ways to fix the issue, like installing hoses near the pigeon shit zone. And while CBS Chicago was interviewing him at the scene of the caca crime, one pigeon became a hero to all the pigeons there by letting him know how they feel about him talking shit about them on their turf. After getting butt bombed by one of his new feathery enemies, Rep. Andrade laughed it off:

“I’ll just have to go clean up. That’s what happens to my constituents. They get shit on all time.”

Here’s the footage of a soldier pigeon pooping out a warning shot onto Rep. Andrade:

I say warning shot, because I barely saw any birdie ass phlegm on Rep. Andrade. Andrade better stand back and choose another cause to focus on before shit really gets real and the entire Irving Park Blue Station pigeon army bands together and covers him in so much pigeon poo that he won’t be able to fight them since he won’t be able to move under the cocoon of crap they’re going to cover him with. And it won’t take long since pigeons shit more than a power bottom vegan after drinking a cup of coffee following a pass-around orgy.

Pic: YouTube