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September 8, 2019 / Posted by:

The Sign-Spinning Acrobat of Hawthorne, CA!

Usually when I drive by a human billboard, they have the enthusiasm of a Grindr trick lowering his standards to way below sea level to hump on me, and have a look smeared across their face that screams, “I am not getting paid enough to sweat to death and have people throw me looks of pity for sweating to death.” But one sign spinner brought a SHOW to the streets by spinning shit faster than Kellyanne Conway when asked about Trump’s recent fuck-ups.

Twitter user @BigPon14 was driving in Hawthorne, CA when he found himself getting hit with pure raw talent spinning off of who I’m guessing is a gold medal-winning competitive sign spinner (yes, there’s a real thing as competitive sign spinning). Dude scorched the concrete and air by busting out the splits and spinning the hell out of that bitch. This a Lip-Synch For YOUR Life for the ages and dude’s not even lip-synching.

As Mashable points out, some hating tricks aren’t exactly slow clapping for this legendary sign spinner because they can’t read the sign (it’s Mattress Firm). But honestly, dude did his job and then some, because I’m sure that everyone who witnessed this live, got tired just from watching him and headed to Mattress Firm to nap on and buy a mattress.

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