Night Crumbs

September 3, 2019 / Posted by:

After the news came out that Kevin Federline got 70% custody of the Cheetolings (yes, that’s them looking all grown up, which has caused me to break a hip and suddenly have trouble texting), news came out that the boys got a restraining order against their pepaw Daddy Spears. KFed filed a police report claiming that Daddy Spears broke down a door to get to 13-year-old Sean Preston during a fight and shook the kid. The police are now investigating. It wasn’t that long ago that we were told that Daddy Spears was laid up in a bad way with a busted colon, and now he’s well enough to Kool-Aid Man through doors and shake children? I guess Velveeta grits really are a super food – Breathe Heavy

Timothee Chalamet was at the Venice Film Festival serving “rich mother-of-the-bride who just heard there’s flood warnings in the area” elegance – Lainey Gossip

Even Lana Del Rey rolls her eyes at the insufferable fartistry of James FrancoOMG Blog

If Ellie Goulding was going for “rejected nightgown from the Penny Dreadful costume department” with her wedding dress, she nailed it – Celebitchy

Will The View┬ájust get it over with already and air a wedding between John McCain’s daughter and her precious AK-47 AR-15 – Pajiba

FYI, Bella Thorne’s left tit tried to make a break for it the other day – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Jenna Dewan is trying to give us sexyface, but to me she’s giving us severeheartburnface – Popoholic

Brad Pitt would…. – Just Jared

Kristen Stewart claims that she was told to turn down the lesbian stuff if she wanted a Marvel check – Just Jared

If you want to be rushed to the ER with a severe case of YouDontFuckingSay?, read about the charlatan who pushed gay conversion therapy and now claims it’s a fraud because he still loves peen – Towleroad

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