Night Crumbs

September 3, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

After the news came out that Kevin Federline got 70% custody of the Cheetolings (yes, that’s them looking all grown up, which has caused me to break a hip and suddenly have trouble texting), news came out that the boys got a restraining order against their pepaw Daddy Spears. KFed filed a police report claiming that Daddy Spears broke down a door to get to 13-year-old Sean Preston during a fight and shook the kid. The police are now investigating. It wasn’t that long ago that we were told that Daddy Spears was laid up in a bad way with a busted colon, and now he’s well enough to Kool-Aid Man through doors and shake children? I guess Velveeta grits really are a super food – Breathe Heavy

Timothee Chalamet was at the Venice Film Festival serving “rich mother-of-the-bride who just heard there’s flood warnings in the area” elegance – Lainey Gossip

Even Lana Del Rey rolls her eyes at the insufferable fartistry of James Franco – OMG Blog

If Ellie Goulding was going for “rejected nightgown from the Penny Dreadful costume department” with her wedding dress, she nailed it – Celebitchy

Will The View just get it over with already and air a wedding between John McCain’s daughter and her precious AK-47 AR-15 – Pajiba

FYI, Bella Thorne’s left tit tried to make a break for it the other day – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Jenna Dewan is trying to give us sexyface, but to me she’s giving us severeheartburnface – Popoholic

Brad Pitt would…. – Just Jared

Kristen Stewart claims that she was told to turn down the lesbian stuff if she wanted a Marvel check – Just Jared

If you want to be rushed to the ER with a severe case of YouDontFuckingSay?, read about the charlatan who pushed gay conversion therapy and now claims it’s a fraud because he still loves peen – Towleroad

Pic: Instagram

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