I loathe the idea of elaborate proposals seemingly orchestrated specifically for Instagram. But when personal trainer Alex Fine rustled up a cowboy themed proposal for his pregnant girlfriend Cassie, Diddy‘s ex and The One That Got Away, I actually enjoyed it. Reason being, for one thing, much as his name implies, Alex is indeed fine. And for some reason, he slipped his greased-up torso into his engagement video. But I also enjoyed it because there aren’t enough 18-23 year olds on Leonardo DiCaprio’s green earth to make Diddy forget he let a good one slip away. Alex has provided Cassie with everything he couldn’t: A hot-shot of healthy sperm, rock hard abs, and the promise of undying love and devotion. And so to Cassie I say, hats off to you, little lady. Now giddy up off into the sunset!
As far as Instagram proposals go, this one isn’t too cringy. It’s well lit, relatively intimate, and involves horses. And with that, I just described my preferred niche of porn.
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Ok, so it kind of looks like a Chevy commercial. But at least the soundtrack features The O’Jays and not Jeremey Renner!
According to Hollywood Life, in addition to being a professional trainer, Alex is also a professional bull rider. So despite not being named Cody, the proposal was very much “on theme”.
The “Me & U” singer and Alex, a personal trainer to the stars and professional bull rider, began dating in December 2018 — after Cassie’s split from her on-again, off-again beau, Sean “Diddy” Combs, earlier that year. They dated for 11 years. Cassie and Alex made their relationship Instagram-official in December, when she posted a photo of the two kissing.
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Letter to Cassie I promise you that I will do every single thing in my power to support you and help you. I promise that you will never be alone. I promise that you will be loved beyond expectation and we will show our children how to be in a healthy relationship. I promise to always come home with a great attitude and give our children and you undivided attention. I promise to always keep you and the child first nothing comes before you. I promise you will be showered in kisses and hugs every single day. I promise that I will be the best father/baby daddy You two are my greatest loves I have and will ever have. I cannot wait for the rest of our lives together and to raise a beautiful happy child in our beautiful happy life. ❤️ 📸 @mikemillerphoto
Not only is he hopelessly romantic, he can levitate!
Diddy may have all the wealth, power, and white slacks in the world, but Cassie has something money can’t buy. She’s found herself a man who looks at her the way I look at this picture of the sweat wending its way through the topography of that same man’s finely sculpted physique.