Diddy and Cassie began bumping fuck parts in 2007 after he signed her to his record label. Over a decade, Diddy and Cassie pretty much kept their love on the down-low (But is it keeping it on the down-low when nobody really cares in the first place? That is the question), and they broke up several times. There’s also been rumors of him passing his wandering peen to side tricks and stories about them getting messy. And now Cassie’s rep tells LoveBScott that the Dollar General version of Beyonce and Jay-Z are no more. People also confirms it. And because Diddy will topple and won’t be able to walk into an event unless he has a full-time human trophy at his side and he’s no longer got Cassie as his go-to accessory, he’s already got a new piece. That burning rubber sound you just heard is Drake skidding while sliding into Cassie’s DMs real fast.
A source tells People that 48-year-old Diddy and 32-year-old Cassie broke up months ago, and she’s going to work on the shit she used to do before putting “Diddy’s girlfriend” next to occupation on her tax turns. Diddy better have given her a huge severance package for wasting her 20s on his ass.
“Cassie is going to focus on her music and acting career.”
Cassie’s Wikipedia page tells me that she put out a couple of songs last year (she hasn’t had an album out since her debut one in 2006), and she followed up her Oscar-worthy performance in 2016’s Honey 3: Dare to Dance with a guest appearance on Empire this year. But while Cassie’s music and acting career isn’t exactly soaring as high as Diddy after doing peyote, I mean finding himself, in the desert, her career as a Fashion Nova Instagram model is burning up.
Meanwhile, LoveBScott says that Diddy’s dick has rebounded into the crotch of 26-year-old model Jocelyn Chew. They spent some time together in Miami last month and were both at Drake’s show in L.A. over the weekend. This is what Jocelyn Chew looks like:
Sure Diddy still shits gold bars and money, but Cassie is better off. I mean, being with Diddy seems exhausting for several reasons, but also because he changes his name every goddamn minute. Remembering one name is hard enough. “Hey Diddy, I mean Doody, I mean Puff Daddy, I mean Sean, I mean Puffy, I mean Brotherly Love, I mean, oh fuck it, I’m just going to call you My Ex from now on.”