Category: Alex Fine

Cassie And Her Hunky Boyfriend Are Engaged

August 28, 2019 / Posted by:

I loathe the idea of elaborate proposals seemingly orchestrated specifically for Instagram. But when personal trainer Alex Fine rustled up a cowboy themed proposal for his pregnant girlfriend Cassie, Diddy‘s ex and The One That Got Away, I actually enjoyed it. Reason being, for one thing, much as his name implies, Alex is indeed fine. And for some reason, he slipped his greased-up torso into his engagement video. But I also enjoyed it because there aren’t enough 18-23 year olds on Leonardo DiCaprio’s green earth to make Diddy forget he let a good one slip away. Alex has provided Cassie with everything he couldn’t: A hot-shot of healthy sperm, rock hard abs, and the promise of undying love and devotion. And so to Cassie I say, hats off to you, little lady. Now giddy up off into the sunset!

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