Terrible news for any future contestant of The Voice who was hoping for one of those red chairs swivel around and see the owner of California’s least-threatening bundle of tattoos staring back at them. Adam Levine, the only member of Maroon 5 you can name, has announced that he’s officially done with The Voice after sixteen seasons.
Along with Blake Shelton, Adam has been a coach on The Voice since its inception in 2011. The Voice returns for a seventeenth season on September 23, but Adam announced this morning on Instagram that he won’t be on it. He also did the world a favor by announcing his retirement with a throwback Rolling Stone cover featuring my second-favorite Christina Aguilera fashion era, Leggings and Louboutins (if you have to ask, first is obviously Dirrty).
I hope Adam never gets an Oscar, because his thank-you speech would easily put the show over five hours.
E! News says the news of Adam’s departure was also announced this morning by Carson Daly on the Today show. Carson killed any potential “Was he fired???” drama by saying it was Adam’s choice to leave. Carson adds that Adam will “always be cherished member of The Voice family” and that they “wish him nothing but the best.”
So what will The Voice do without the man with the Long Beach body and San Diego outlet mall voice? Adam’s vacant chair will be filled by former The Voice coach Gwen Stefani. I’ve got a feeling we’re on the brink of many, many more gag-making displays of sappy country-ish duets no one asked for, care of Gwen and Blake. First up, “Your Chair Don’t Spin (For Nobody’s Heart But Mine).”
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