Kanye West And Kim Kardashian’s Fourth Child Is Here

May 10, 2019 / Posted by:

It looks like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s four horsemen of the apokalypse are complete! TMZ reports that Kim K’s surrogate went into labor yesterday and now, several hours later, the baby boy is finally here. I’m sure that surrogate was paid well but let me say: for what they go through (pregnancy), whatever they get paid, surrogates need more. They the ones really deserving of being “self-made billionaires.

The Kardashian Koven has grown even bigger with the welcoming of the fourth child Kim will one day make tons of money off of (“I’m so proud,” Kris Jenner weeped, knowing the stunts Kim was going to be able to pull with four babies). Kris was on Ellen yesterday when Kourtney Kardashian surprised her with six of her grandchildren. Kris teared up and I was like, “Why are you crying?” Don’t they see each other a lot? And if not, girl, check Instagram; one of you is always oversharing something. Kourtney surprised Kris with the kids and also with the news that Kim’s surrogate was in labor and that was the reason she couldn’t be on the show with them:

What a scoop! Well the baby-watch started from there and then this morning it was announced that it had happened. The baby popped all the way out and is free to be shown off to the world in exchange for money. Kim tweeted about the birth:

Sources say that the baby was actually born sometime last night and weighed 6 pounds and 9 ounces. Which I know you all cared about because you had an office pool on how heavy the baby was going to be. The person who said 7 pounds is going to be furious. Sorry buddy, just missed it.

Clock starts now for when we see the happy family all posing together on the cover of Vogue (Anna Wintour doesn’t give a fuck anymore). Expect to see photographers and professional lighting crews show up to the hospital so that the family can bang it out right away and the writers at Vogue can get started on their fluff piece. No word on a name yet, but when they announce it you better try to buy the trademark to it fast. You know it’s a matter of time until they do, so if you do it first, then they’ll have to pay you to get it back. Finesse the Kardashians! Blac Chyna, do it! This is how you make up for those child support payments!

Pic: Instagram

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