So The Daily Mail is dragging Duchess Meghan today, because they say Our Pretty Little Royal Pony has decided to use her own lady gynecologist instead of old dude royal gynecologists that I guess every pregnant royal, including Duchess Kate, THE QUEEN and Anne Boleyn have used to yank the royal babies out of their royal vagines. And just like that, the Duchess Meghan Is Faking Her Pregnancy truthers got some more ammunition.
Sources tell the Mail:
“She has snubbed Royal Household Gynaeacologists Alan Farthing and Guy Thorpe-Beeston as her main physicians…in a significant break with Royal tradition, 37-year-old Meghan has appointed her own delivery team, led by an unnamed female doctor.”
Heavens!! Say it isn’t so, Clarissa!! Okay, first of all, anyone named Guy Thorpe-Beeston shouldn’t be anywhere near a baby, much less near a Duchess who can sell out a pillbox hat just by wearing it! And second of all, why do the British spell “gynaeacologists” in that weird way? And why do they call an elevator a “lift”? Or maybe we’re the weird ones for spelling it as “gynecologist” and calling a lift an “elevator.” These are the questions that need to be asked.
But other sources claim that THE QUEEN doesn’t give a shit about Meghan not using her doctors:
“Sources close to the Duchess insisted last night that her preference has not caused any offence.”
Those are the sources that I want to believe. THE QUEEN is too busy daydreaming about Corgi babies to think about who’s going to pull out another royal baby whose name she’ll forget.
The Mail went on:
“In another break with tradition, it emerged last week that the Duchess has chosen not to give birth in the Lindo Wing at St Mary’s Hospital, Paddington, which has been used by several other Royal mothers. It is likely Meghan and Harry will choose a hospital nearer to their new home, Frogmore Cottage at Windsor, for the birth.”
Holy forceps! What the hell is this chippy going to do next?? England is clutching their collective pearls!
Who are we supposed to believe? The British Tabloids who are trying to make a buck, or Sources Close to the Duchess who may or may not exist? And more importantly, if all of us don’t spend our entire day staring at the Lindo Wing door while waiting for another royal baby to come out of it, was another royal baby even born?