Calm down, K-Stew fans (and Donald Trump),just because she might be over Stella Maxwell, it seems like Kristen Stewart is still “so gay, dude.” Well, ok, maybe not “so gay” so much as bisexual. Well, maybe more sexual chameleon? OK, that’s not the point. Kristen seemed to be following in Adam Levine’s footsteps of shopping for a life partner from the Victoria’s Secret runway, but that may be no more. She hasn’t been seen with Stella since October, and now Hollywood’s favorite scowl was spotted out in Los Angeles holding hands with a lady who isn’t Stella.
— E! News (@enews) December 21, 2018
This is Sara up-close, FYI:
Looks of boredom AND ingénue side boob AND doughnuts?! Lock this one down, Kristen, because she has it all! Kristen likes to play coy with her sexuality, comparing it to grilled cheese:
“Some people know that they like grilled cheese and they’ll eat it every day for the rest of their lives. I want to try everything. If I have grilled cheese once I’m like, ‘That was cool, what’s next?’”
She really is a monster. Who the hell isn’t satisfied with grilled cheese every day?! She also says she likes ambiguous sexuality, but Kristen was seen looking bored and subdued on her stroll with Sara. There’s nothing ambiguous about that since bored and subdued is Kristen’s way of saying, “Wanna move in together?”