HUGE NEWS: Duchess Meghan’s First Photographer Credit Has Landed On Kensington Palace Twitter
This just in! Duchess Meghan owns a camera and took a photo of her husband, Prince Harry! Then that photo was uploaded to the Kensington Palace Twitter page! Get out your royal journal and mark October 27, 2018 as another Meghan “first” underneath the entry for “Meghan eats her first Vegemite toast.“ Royals- they’re just like us!
Meghan and Harry are still in Australia on what feels like their 16th week of their 16 day Royal South Pacific Tour, and last night they appeared at the farewell event for Harry’s #1 boo, Invictus Games. That is not an exaggeration- Invictus Games really IS Harry’s #1 boo, and we have the hot shirtless man on man bear hugging photos to prove it. Unfortunately, the question of whether or not the royal couple would invite any of that hot Florida swim team action into their marriage has been answered, and we probably won’t see anymore erotic tussles involving Harry caught on film now that a post-marriage photo precedent has been set.
Meghan’s first official royal Twitter photo credit is a totally benign black and white pic of Harry crossing the stage during rehearsals for the Closing Ceremonies, which People is gaggingly calling a “proud wife moment.” Barf!
Getting ready for tonight’s @InvictusSydney closing ceremony, where we will celebrate the #InvictusGames competitors, and their friends and families. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex will both speak at the ceremony this evening. #IG2018
? The Duchess of Sussex pic.twitter.com/XAck2r3wf4
— Kensington Palace (@KensingtonRoyal) October 27, 2018
Meghan also gave a “surprise” speech at the closing ceremony. No, not the jumping naked out of a cake kind of surprise, but she offered up some unscheduled remarks about Invictus Games and one family in particular from America who touched her heart (that’s fine and all, but I’d still rather talk more about the swim team touching Harry’s chest).
“The support system on the ground here at @InvictusSydney is something unlike any other. Because it’s not just cheering on your own, but realising that by the end of this week, ‘your own’ becomes everyone in the Invictus family.” — The Duchess of Sussex #IG2018 pic.twitter.com/F958H2YpQ1
— Kensington Palace (@KensingtonRoyal) October 27, 2018
Meghan and Harry’s tour Down Under was supposed to consist of visits to four countries and 76 scheduled events, but the Duchess had to pull back the reins on a few of those events, as Harry was worried she may be getting too ti ti, being pregnant and all (sorry to remind you, Michael K). Speaking of “The Baby“, Australian singer Missy Higgins is potentially on the Royal Shit List after possibly putting her foot in it and spilling the beans about how far along Meghan truly is, announcing on her Instagram that Meghan is already 4 months pregnant.
In other royal ginger baby news, astrologer Sally Kirkman told Express.co.uk that the new royal baby will be a little girl born in mid-April:
She said: “Moon signs are revealing when you become a parent.
“Therefore, my chosen dates for the birth are April 17th or 18th when the Moon is in Libra, as this matches Meghan’s Moon Libra and Harry’s Venus Libra, both feminine influences, suggesting a baby girl.
“Plus, the Full Moon culminates in Libra on April 19th and more babies are born when the Moon is ripe and full.”
You heard it here first (or second)! Get your office pools ready for a little royal ginger of the female persuasion being born under a Werewolf Moon on April 18, 2019! Now the question is, will that baby be born at home in the UK or will it also carry an Aussie passport, because it feels like Meghan and Harry might be in Australia forEVER!
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