Pete Davidson And Ariana Grande Might Already Be Married

August 21, 2018 / Posted by:

When Ariana Grande and her fiancé Pete Davidson stepped onto the pink carpet of the MTV VMAs last night, there was one specific item that caught people’s eyes and made it instantly feel like a secret had been revealed. No, it wasn’t Ariana’s 1980s interplanetary superhero dress. Pete was wearing a little beaded bracelet on his right wrist that many are thinking might be a not-subtle clue about the true status of their relationship.

Here’s the bracelet, up close. It may look like something that was made by a preschooler with a short attention span at mandatory craft time, but Page Six helpfully points out that it reads AGD with a heart. Or, Ariana Grande Davidson. Ariana has claimed that’s the name she’ll take when she marries Pete.

The left hand is usually the marriage hand, so Pete’s right wrist bracelet could just be his latest way of sticking random Ariana-themed items all over his body. Then again, both Pete and Ariana recently admitted that they both wanted to get married to each other the day they met. There’s also the online conspiracy theory that they would get married on August 4, 2018 – in honor of Pete’s late father’s badge number. It’s all an interesting theory, but I’m not sure I’m buying it. There’s no way Pete and Ariana could have gotten married without at least one newspaper announcing: “SNL star weds the little bride from the top of the cake!

Ariana and Pete didn’t just go to the VMAs to remind everyone that they’re in love (or possibly secret hitched). Ariana won the award for Best Pop for “No Tears Left to Cry,” and she performed “God Is a Woman.” I’m starting to think that not only is God a woman, but that God is a horny mom of three who is really into muted jewel tones and shops exclusively in the drapery section of Walmart.

And here’s more of Ariana and Pete making their first carpeted event debut. Pete, so nice of you to dress up for the occasion!


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