There’s trouble in paradise for Ben Affleck and Lindsay Shookus. Well, their relationship never really seemed too hot to begin with, to be honest, so I guess I should say: There’s trouble in mediocrity for Ben Affleck and Lindsay Shookus.
UPDATE: E! News says that ShookLeck is no more after one year of dating, because of distance. And by that they don’t mean it was hard for her to get close to him with his peen in a Playboy model. Shookus lives in NYC and Ben mostly lives in L.A.
Recently Ben was seen out having some dinner with a woman who was definitely not named Lindsay Shookus and did not work as a producer on Saturday Night Live. People says that 46-year-old Ben was having dinner with 22-year-old Shauna Sexton who works for Playboy. 22-years-old, eh? Perfect, that’s perfect… Hey Ben, how many mid-life crises are you planning on having, girl? Surprisingly she’s not a featured writer for the publication, which is totally the kind of Playboy employee a guy would date, but no, she’s just a regular old Playboy model. Sigh.
A source says that the two looked like they were on “maybe a first date” and Shauna “looked very cute, and he seemed interested.”
Lindsay didn’t appear at Ben’s birthday celebration which he had the night before his big date, so people were wondering what the dealio was on them. Lindsay decided to fuel those rumors and took time out of her day to delete her Instagram account.
I’m sure that Jennifer Garner isn’t crying herself to sleep over Ben and Lindsay’s potential break up since she was not a huge fan of Lindsay to begin with. Ben and Lindsay dated for over a year so it makes sense that Ben is now starting to think of trading up for a newer model. Doesn’t the warranty on New Girlfriends expire around now?
If he kept dating Lindsay he wouldn’t get his deposit back. Good luck to Ben and his new piece Shauna. Can’t wait for her 22-year-old ass to teach you how to use Snapchat filters and update your Instagram story! She’s going to show Ben how to tweet with all the best hashtags and all the tricks for more followers. Oh man, these two are going to have so much in common, it’ll make your head spin! And in case you need any more proof of how perfect these two will fit together, here’s footage of Ben and Shauna out at Jack In the Box! Already working the pap stroll in a drive-through. These Hollywood relationships move so fast!