Jennifer Lopez Is Not Rushing Into Marriage With A-Rod

Jennifer Lopez is showing some character growth, as Us Weekly is reporting that she is hesitant to get married to her man Alex Rodriguez and that is fucking refreshing considering how many idiots are going to be getting divorced soon. Not Miss JLo. No ma’am. JLo learned her lessons…for now.

49-year-old Jennifer has been married three times in the past. Most were short-lived but she did stick with Marc Anthony for a decade. While we’ve been hearing rumors that J-Rod will get married, Us Weekly’s source says that she’s not looking for anymore marital drama in her life and now she’s giving marriage the old side-eye when it comes to considering putting a ring on 43-year-old A-Rod.

“They were ready to get married early on and talked about it. But Jennifer decided she wants to do it differently this time. …She’s been down the marriage road and doesn’t know if she wants to do it again.Everything is working out so well, she doesn’t want to jinx it or change anything.”

According to the source, they “already act like they’re married.” So they already have tense conversations about what’s for dinner and yell at each other only not in front of the kids? How romantic! And apparently they have “been combining their finances.”

The source does make sure to squash any potential break up rumours before they start adding that the couple: “are very happy and have a great relationship. They’re committed to each other and their families, and that’s what matters most.” 

Uh, no girl. What matters most is that they’re combining their finances. You could have ended the statement there. Nothing says you’re serious about someone than combining your millions and millions of dollars. That’s the kind of love Hollywood can count on. JLo didn’t write that song Dinero for nothing, now did she?

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