Hot Slut Of The Day!
MAXDONNA!
That demure “I haven’t so much as let another canine sniff my untouched butt blossom” stare… That seductive “I may or may not be hiding a red lipstick underneath this skirt” pose… Even Madonna at her peak could never!
Picasso, da Vinci, Michelangelo, Monet, and Bob Ross just got some new company in the hall of master artistes. French fashion photographer Vincent Flouret has filled a much-needed void in the art world. What the art world has always needed are stunningly charismatic portraits of a dog recreating Madonna’s looks. If every museum and gallery in the world shut down today, and every artist burned their paintbrushes, that would make sense since it doesn’t get more artistic than this. Farewell, art, you ended on the highest of high notes!
Vincent usually photographs models for fashion shit, and when he volunteered at animal shelters in L.A., he got the idea to take high-fashion photos of the pooches to help them get adopted. And Vincent tells Bored Panda that when he adopted his 6-year-old dog friend Max, he decided to take it to the next level and pay homage to Madonna by transforming his pooch into Madogga!
“These pictures, between the shoots, the homemade costumes, the training took me 8 months to do. I am a big fan of Madonna, these pictures I’m doing with Max are tributes to artists that I love and respect. It’s a break between my commercial work, that is bringing me to the simple pleasure of pure creation, love, and happiness.”
Vincent’s works of Madogga art are currently being shown at L’Agence Arlesienne in Paris. He’s selling prints and all proceeds will go to Madge’s charity Raising Malawi. Raising Malawi better be prepared to be hit with a tidal wave of money from everybody in the world buying these masterpieces.
Presenting Maxdonna in Ray of Light:
Maxdonna in Material Girl:
Maxdonna in Hung Up:
Maxdonna in Erotica:
Maxdonna in Music:
And finally, the one that nearly made me close my laptop while saying, “I’m fucking done.”
That Jean-Paul Gaultier-slathered dog crotch pushed me close to the edge, and it may have pushed Maxdonna too, because he’s screaming, “Call whatever the French equivalent of the ASPCA is,” with his eyes.
Here’s hoping that Maxdonna and Vincent are far from over, because there’s many more iconic Madonna pictures to recreate and recreate better. I have a feeling that Vincent is currently using pounds of fur he has collected from Maxdonna’s brush over the years to make a merkin for Max to wear in a recreation of Madge’s legendary (NSFW) Sascrotch nudes.
Pic: Instagram