Oh how I hate Duchess Meghan. At night, she gets to listen to the sound of her now royal vagine cooing out the chorus to Hallelujah as it rubs on Prince Hot Ginge’s ginger crotch scepter. And during the day, she gets to put on
an Ann Taylor LOFT a Givenchy ensemble for her “day job” where she gets to work events with THE QUEEN who definitely mutters shit like, “Fuck this bollocks arse bloody arse blooming dumb shite, I could be watching EastEnders while Philly sucks on mi toes,” through her gritted teeth as she puts on a manufactured smile for her loyal subjects. Duchess Meghan is living the life, but she jacked that up today. This is the biggest act of disrespect by an American against the crown since those New England settlers broke up with Britain. This is even worse, actually!
Duchess Meghan and THE QUEEN began their first solo trip together yesterday when they got on the royal train in London and took an overnight ride to northwest England. Sources say that during that slumber party train ride, THE QUEEN froze Duchess Meghan’s panties, poured hot sauce in her bra, and gave her a shaving cream beard as she slept.
Not even a minute after getting to their destination did Duchess Meghan commit an unforgivable fuck-up. Once the royal train pulled into the station in the town of Runcorn, Meghan and THE QUEEN shook hands with the who’s who of the town. Then they made their way to a waiting Bentley. Duchess Meghan sashayed up to the car and was hit with waves of hesitation as she wondered if she should get into the car first. It looked like she went to ask some dude before she touched THE QUEEN and said, “What is your preference?” In my mind, THE QUEEN nearly bit her own tongue off while trying to keep from saying, “My preference is that you stop bothering me, THE QUEEN, with stupid questions! Now give me back my earrings, get the fuck out of here, and take the bus back, you silly bint!” But THE QUEEN just let Meghan go into the car first.
Metro says that Meghan probably should’ve let THE QUEEN get in first.
It is not actually known who is supposed to enter the vehicle first, however usually when the royal family are part of a procession, they enter and are seated in the order of precedence. This essentially means they’re seated according to the line to the throne, meaning Meghan should have got in after the Queen. It is believed that she offered for the royal to go in first so she would be positioned next to the pavement when the car stopped.
I wish Meghan would’ve nudged at THE QUEEN and said, “Girl, do you mind riding shot gun, I want to stretch out my dogs in the backseat.”
But seriously, first Duchess Meghan nearly brought down the entire monarchy with her sinful bare shoulders, and now this?! What’s next? She’s going to tell THE QUEEN to pass the salt during lunch. Duchess Meghan is so going to cause another British-American war.