These topless weightlifting bros who purposefully made weightlifting even more homoerotic!
Walking by the weightlifting section of any gym is like walking by a Sean Cody video shoot. There’s muscled-up straight dudes in tights grunting, moaning and sweating while another dude’s bulge is in their face. It’s like Sean Cody LIVE! But three bros from the tribe of The Gronk injected some homoerotic-infused steroids into weightlifting by humping on each other in the snow for a training video. As for what they’re training for, it’s not 100% clear, but it looks like they’re doing winter training at Sean Cody’s Gay-For-Pay bootycamp.
A Facebook page called Powerlifting Motivation (via Towleroad) posted a video that’s less than a minute long but is pumped full of bro-on-bro gayness. These muscle bros should expect to get a call from the Scientology Celebrity Centre who will offer them a job as John Travolta’s personal full-time trainers. They do several classic weightlifting moves including the dry butt fuck (above) and an ode to Requiem For A Dream (but much, much, much less horrifying). Presenting the double dildo-less ass-to-ass move:
This is what it looks like when one bro is spotting you and another checks to make sure you’re working out hard enough by smelling your dick for sweat (that’s my guess anyway):
Of course there’s the good ole’ vertical 69 move:
And after a long workout, it’s nice to end with a facial:
And one last quick tug to work those handle muscles:
Here’s the full video and it’s got me wondering what’s in their post-workout protein shake….
Not all of Powerlifting Motivation’s readers are using the video to burn calories through cardio by fapping. Some are highly offended!
I understand satire and humor to make a point and even to have fun with the sport, but this is just being dumbass. Respect the equipment and the sport.
Um, what’s really offensive is that reader speaking for the equipment. What if that equipment is a piggy slut who loves to be degraded and used. Way to kink-shame, bro!