Martha Stewart On Goop: “I Don’t Know Her” 

September 15, 2017 / Posted by:

When Martha Stewart heads into the kitchen, there’s nothing she likes more than dragging Gwyneth Paltrow like a home-raised chicken breast through flour for a chicken piccata dinner for 20. So when she went on Watch What Happens Live last night, she snatched Andy Cohen’s shit-stirring crown and wore it while she fielded calls about Gwyn.

Us Weekly says a caller asked Martha, “Are the rumors true that you are happy that Goop is having deceptive health issue claims?

Martha replied, “Who’s Goop?

Straight from the Mariah Carey playbook!

I feel bad for whoever had to apply the healing sticker to Gwyneth’s arm over breakfast this morning. It still must be twitching from hurling a jade vagina egg at her television last night. Of course Martha knows what Goop is. This is just a little game of mind fuckery she probably picked up in the pokey in order to be top dog on the cell block.

Martha once said Gwyneth should spend more time trying to get Shallow Hal scrubbed from her IMDb page and less on doling out lifestyle advice (in so many words). Martha also poked fun at that whole “conscious uncoupling” BS which led Gwyn to break her no-sweets rule and post a recipe for “jailbird cake” on Goop.

Goop has been under investigation since some of the claims they make about the products they peddle are about as believable as the shit Pat Robertson says on the 700 Club.  So someone needs to check and see who ratted Goop out to that Truth in Advertising group. Now that Martha is spending her time with Snoop Dogg, I’m sure she made him dial in a mid-toke complaint!


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