The Booty Play Lover Doth Protest Too Much

January 29, 2016 / Posted by:

There is absolutely nothing wrong with some finger in the ass fun and any dude, straight, gay, fluid and in between can get into the joys of getting their wrinkled donut hole worked over. But Kanye West wants everyone to think that his face doesn’t light up and his asshole doesn’t twitch when he’s at a baseball game and sees one of those giant foam fingers. Amber Rose definitely hit a sore spot and not in the way Kanye likes.

Amber Rose called Kanye a #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch and said that his hungry, hungry b-hole likes to suck on fingers when he brought her and her son into his Twitter fight with Wiz Khalifa. Kanye stripper-shamed Amber and Amber fingerbuttfuck-shamed Kanye, basically. Out of all the shit that was thrown in that Twitter fight, Kanye decided to bring up Amber saying that his idea of heaven is a finger breaking his prostate the same way he broke his MacBook Air. Kanye basically butt burped up a “NO HOMO” with this tweet:

If the brown eye could throw a side-eye, Kanye’s would’ve done that after he tweeted that tweet. Kanye also tweeted this out and I have no idea what he’s trying to say. Maybe all that asshole play talk got him excited and it twisted up his brains:

And with that, Kanye pretty much confirmed that his booty hole’s favorite song is Ten Little Fingers. Dumbass should’ve just kept quiet, but he just had to let us all know that he’s full masc and in doing so, he played right into Amber Rose’s hands. And again, not in the sexy way he likes.

Pic: Splash

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