Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 14, 2016 / Posted by:

The stunning high-heeled church!

It’s surprising that in that picture, woman folks aren’t throwing their bodies onto that giant shoe. Because you wimmuns obviously can’t control your bodies when around a high-heeled shoe and it’s your natural reaction to hump and worship every inch of it. Some mess of a church in Taiwan knows this and so they actually built a giant high-heeled shoe church to attract more women. I know, if they wanted to lure in women, they should’ve built a giant toilet where the seat is always down.

Huanqiu.com (via The Daily Mail) says that the huge Cinderella knock-off shoe, which is Paris Hilton’s exact shoe size, was built in a seaside town in Taiwan and it will officially open before Chinese New Year on February 8th. The fact that it’s a giant high heel should be enough to summon a million vaginas to it, but the makers really want to make sure that they get the ladies in there, so they built 100 “female-themed features” inside. Those features include a “chair for lovers,” tea, biscuits and maple leaves. What the hell kind of lady-attracting features are those?! If they really wanted to bring in the women, they’d have features like a sandwich-making station, a strawberry daiquiri fountain, a statue of rom-com queen Meg Ryan, the world’s biggest Forever 21 and SoulCycle bikes instead of pews.

Huanqui didn’t say exactly what kind of church it is.

Since they just had to make a giant high heel building, they could’ve at least made it hot. If they built a humongous exquisite Lucite heel, I would’ve downloaded Rosetta Stone: Mandarin Edition and moved to Taiwan immediately. Oh well, if this church flops, they can always sell it to Scientology who can turn it into a shrine to Tom Cruise’s lifts.

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