These Two Are At It Again

Because OF COURSE they are! I’m going to be 92 years old and still reading shit like “Guess who got into a messy screaming match during a shuffleboard game last night?” So, remember that time a few weeks ago when Chris Brown followed his ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran to a club, crawled into her car, and showed up to her house at 3:30am screaming? Well, they’re still not done fighting about that.

According to E!, it all started right after Chris Brown heard about a recent interview Karrueche did with Access Hollywood, in which she discussed the status of their relationship. Chris responded to it the only way he knows how: by dragging her on Instagram.

“Honestly, it’s so fucking pointless to keep doing interviews about me. Talk about your career. Da fuck u keep doing interviews for. Yes. I have a daughter. And I’m gonna man the fuck up and take care of her. If there is no more relationship then u shouldn’t be doing fucking interviews with people I won’t let get the pleasure of prying into my personal life. Shit starting to get real weak now.”

After Karrueche read what Chris had hissed about her, she calmly took a few deep breaths, then decided it was time to move on from all that crazy by deleting his number from her phone and unfollowing him on Instagram. No, this is Karrueche we’re talking about. She responded by doing the same. She took a long word dump on him on Instagram.

“First off @chrisbrownofficial you just did an interview w Ryan Seacrest in which you spoke about me. My interview w Access Hollywood was not entirely about you.. they asked a question and as a mature adult I answered. I’m not gonna shy away from something that I lived through. I’m talking about my life and experiences. I’m not speaking on you or bashing you (like I easily could). Don’t be mad at me because our relationship is over due to your lack of loyalty.

You know what’s weak?? You forcing yourself into my car.. my broken window.. blowing up my phone.. trying to shower me w gifts.. Man the fuck up and change the bs in your life like I’ve told you several times. Since you want to hear about my career – check out @vanityseries every Thursday on StyleHaul.com.. Emmy winning @thebaytheseries this Sept and 3 Headed Shark Attack on SyFy next month. Best of luck to you and beautiful Royalty”

You’d think that would have ended it, but no. It’s never over between those two. Chris responded to Karrueche by posting an old picture of the two of them together to Instagram with the caption:

“I’m eternally thankful for you being in a part of my life. I’ve learned so much from you. I wish u nothing but happiness and the best. @karrueche all I was doing was trying to fight for the woman I love. Thanx I learned a lot”

I don’t know what makes me more uncomfortable: when Chris Brown starts throwing around a bunch of angry “fucks” or when he sounds like the inside of a “Thinking of you” card from the dollar store.