Blac Chyna Might Have Successfully Broken Up Tyga And Kylie Jenner
Just days after it was revealed that 25-year-old rapper Tyga might have gotten a permanent reminder of his 17-year-old girlfriend Kylie Jenner tattooed on his body, Hollywood Life is saying that she has gone and temporarily dumped his ass. For those of you with super-sensitive hearing who are experiencing a sudden ringing in your ears, don’t worry – I’m sure Blac Chyna will stop cackling at the top of her lungs very shortly.
A “family source” (who I’m sure Hollywood Life had difficulty hearing over the sound of Pimp Mama Kris giddily screaming, “FINALLY! AFTER DAYS OF NOTHING BUT BRUCE, BRUCE, BRUCE, WE’RE FINALLY GETTING SOME ATTENTION! THANKS, KYLIE!“) says that Kylie decided they should take a break, and it has everything to do with that screen shot Blac Chyna posted on Instagram last week that shows Tyga allegedly begging her to get back together with him.
After Blac Chyna posted the picture of the texts, Kylie demanded to see Tyga’s phone. Tyga refused to hand it over, and that’s when Marla Hoochie told him that they should cool it for a bit.
I’m sure you’re wondering who you should be the most sad for in this situation (“Um, NO” just yelled all of you at your monitors). My suggestion is that giant crate of Wack-O-Wax lips gathering dust in Blac Chyna’s storage room. Now that Kylie has shuffled away from her man, Blac Chyna’s days of dragging Kylie online might be over too. Those poor lips; they had such a bright future.
Here’s Kylie washing that man right out of her hair polyester clip-ins yesterday in Beverly Hills with the help of her two best girlfriends, Kendall Jenner and one of Stephen Baldwin’s offspring:
