Afternoon Crumbs

June 30, 2014 / Posted by:

Prince Hot Ginge spent the weekend in Chile where he served up some, sweet ginger moves with a bunch of kids and greeted a toddler who is obviously a Morrissey fan. I’m sitting here asking myself, if I was a parent to a toddler and my toddler threw a “Don’t even think of touching my beanie” side-eye at Prince Hot Ginge, would I immediately hand her off to a stranger, tell him the child isn’t mine and then divorce her? Yeah, definitely. Baby would be on her own after that   – Lainey Gossip 

Olivia Palmero wore shorts to her wedding, because ~FASHUN~ – Celebitchy

Mushu the Dragon and Ron Perlman in his Beast makeup are coming back to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Reality Tea

If I didn’t read the headline, I would’ve guessed this was a melting JLoDrunken Stepfather

IN THIS ECONOMY, JLo has to wear her old Fly Girl costumes – The Superficial

Apple’s gay-but-not-totally-out-out CEO marched at San Francisco Pride – Towleroad

BET invited the herp sore that a rat chewed off of 2006’s twat to the BET Awards, because they totally forgot about the time she said that black guys are gross – WWTDD

Alex Pettyfer pets his crotch fur – OMG Blog

Ashanti brought some skanky Reno, NV stripper bride glamour to the BET Awards – Hollywood Tuna

Nancy Sinatra, please consult your attorney, and file a grand theft lawsuit against Ariana Grande Latte for stealing your ensemble – Popoholic

Robin Thicke and Paula Patton’s publicity stunt split is still happening – Jezebel

Why would I not be surprised if the anti-fap cross wasn’t a gag and why wouldn’t I really be surprised if Jim Bob Duggar invented it? – Boy Culture

Orange Is The New Black does NYC Pride – Pajiba

Military Monday needs a whole lot more military nipples – The Berry

Noted shit head Justin Bieber visited noted shit head Floyd Mayweather’s kids after they were in a car crash and he played his music for them, because I guess he felt like they hadn’t been hurt enough – ICYDK

“Hmm, where have I seen those moves before?” said every Skid Row drug dealer while watching Zac Efron wiggle his ass in Italy – Popsugar

Ken Watanabe is the new King in the King & I revival on Broadway – Just Jared

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