Brit Brit Actually Did Some Work In Her Video For Work, Bitch

October 1, 2013 / Posted by:

After Brit Brit shot the video for “Work Bitch commercial for her Planet Hollywood show she had to lie in a plastic kiddie pool full of pork-rind flavored Ben-Gay as her rent-to-own-piece Normal Guy Dave massaged her lower body with fried chicken grease, because she actually bent her knees and did more than just wave her arms around and chew on a piece of lard-flavored gum. Yes, the CGI sharks (I’m glad they got work after Sharknado) moved faster than she did, but still. And this mess of a song will never stop reminding me of this:

Nobody asks me if I want an overpriced luxury sportscar the way that Anna Nicole asks me if I want an overpriced sportscar.

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