Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

September 5, 2013 / Posted by:

It’s an opportunity that’s been withheld from some of the most famous women in the world. It’s considered a major honour – to make the cover, THAT cover, a cover her predecessors had achieved and one that was being offered to her just as she was moving forward with the next stage in her career. It was to be a big deal.

The photo shoot happened. Everyone was happy with the pictures.

And then, well, she did her thing. She did her thing, for several minutes she did her thing, and the world gasped and they gasped and now those pictures, they might not be on the cover anymore.

They’ve told her that they are reconsidering her cover but that she’ll still show up in the pages, just not on the front page.

For prestige, this is definitely a setback. But for sales? And notoriety? And general headline-worthiness? There haven’t been any losses. It…just might be a couple of years before they ask her again. (Lainey Gossip)

After Miley Cyrus made HISTORY by rubbing her flattened Whoopee cushion ass against Robin Thicke’s crotch, Anna Wintour put down the goblet of 12-year-old model tears she was sipping from, summoned over one of her flying monkeys and ordered him to fly to Conde Nast and immediately tell the night person that Miley is cut from the cover of Vogue! But whatever! Miley doesn’t need the cover of Vogue. Fuck those hos. Miley will get the cover of a much more prestigious (or as my little cousin says it, “prestigiduss“) magazine like Girls & Corpses or Hustler.

This married lead singer from one of the most popular musical groups of the 90’s who seemed to always have a million songs on Top 40 is transitioning from a man to a woman. His celebrity wife seems to be ok with it, but she isn’t talking about it, so who knows how she feels. Apparently the singer has a camera crew with him documenting everything. (CDAN)

I know Adam Duritz isn’t married to a celebrity, but I wish he was and I wish this was about him, because he would make a stunningly gorgeous lady pineapple.

She’s beautiful on the outside… and ugly on the inside!

This nasty celebrity – who stars on a current TV show – may well be one of the most unlikeable people on the planet. She is so filled with jealousy and rage that the slightest thing can set her off.

Are you prettier than she is? Do you make more money than she does? Are you getting more attention than she is? Well, you’d better duck, because you’re going to get something thrown at you (accusations, lies, objects)!

Her latest television project is suffering because she is so… insufferable. Two of her co-stars are bailing after only one season with her. That’s all they could take. They are both leaving for the same reason: She is just unbearable to be around.

But Nasty won’t let them leave quietly! Nooo! She has to send parting shots after each of them!

Nasty is spreading rumors that Quitter 1 had an affair with one of the producers and that Quitter 2 is being let go after making outrageous salary demands. Neither of these rumors are true, but if you leave this celeb, she won’t let you go without trying to damage your reputation in some way.

By the way, the two departing cast members are both too classy to even respond to Nasty’s slap in the face. (Blind Gossip)

Naomi Campbell. No question mark needed.

This tries to stay closeted A list mostly movie actor was spotted at the US Open trying everything he could to get the phone number of a male tennis player he especially liked. The actor had watched a doubles match the teen foreign born player was in and then tried to talk to the player afterwards. The player stopped to chat, but let it go at that. The actor tried to follow the player into the men’s locker room, but was barred. He wants the guy’s number and was asking other players who did recognize him for the digits. (CDAN)

Kevin Spacey? If it is Kevin Spacey, then it gives me the sads thinking about what a desperate, failure of a twink hunter he is.

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