Pimp Mama Kris Pulls Another Stunt Queen Move For Ratings

August 2, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

On the first episode of her failing talk show, Pimp Mama Kris whored out a baby she’s not even related to by trying to make people think that the baby was North West. In Pimp Mama Kris’ world, everyone gets whored out by her at least once. Since PMK’s ratings are falling faster than a paparazzo who speaks words to Kanye West, she and prized pig Kim Kartrashian pulled another stunt to bring ratings back up. This morning, Kim took a break from watching the weekday nannies take care of North West and she twatted out this:

Getting ready to surprise my mom on @krisjennershow today!!!! You ready NYC? Tune in!

Surgeons stopped doing surgery (no, they didn’t), judges stopped judging in court (no, they didn’t), truck stop whores stopped sucking trucker dick (no, they didn’t), birds stopped chirping (no, they didn’t) and everyone stopped EVERYTHING (no, they didnt) they were doing to watch Kim Kartrashian’s long-awaited return to the ho stroll. But as TMZ points, Kim never put one hoof on Pimp Mama Kris’ ugly set. She shot a pre-recorded message. Please, like Kim is really going to show off her post-baby body after giving birth only 7 weeks ago. Everyone knows that it takes at least 12 weeks for you to heal after having your head surgically implanted onto a brand new skinny body.

After Diddy played the clip, PMK fake cried. First of all, Kim lives with that bitch and I’m sure they saw each other during their morning Illuminati rituals. Second of all, I didn’t see any red tears coming out of PMK’s eyes and we all know that demons cry blood.

Tags: Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Stunt Queens, Trash

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