How In The Hell Did Justin Bieber Get Bill Clinton’s Number?

July 11, 2013 / Posted by:

Justin Bieber’s assholeness upped to another level yesterday when TMZ posted a video taken earlier this year of him pissing into a restaurant kitchen’s mop bucket before screaming, “Fuck Bill Clinton!” at a picture of Monica Lewinsky’s former Oval Office sex partner. After that mess went viral, the pimple on society’s armpit somehow got a hold of Bill Clinton’s number and called him up to apologize. Bill Clinton actually took the Biebs’ call and accepted his apology. Bill Clinton probably laughed and then told the Biebs that he could’ve used that bottle of Windex when he squirted a liquid oops all over that Gap dress. Because Windex gets everything out. Ask your abuelita.

Yesterday afternoon, Justin let everyone know that he said sowwy to Bill Clinton by tweeting this:


Extra says that Justin and Bill Clinton had a “good conversation” and Bill told the Biebs to “be conscious of the friends he keeps and to focus on the good work he is doing.”

Yes, we’re living in a world where a former world leader accepts a call from a self-entitled fetus queef and lies to him by telling him that he’s doing “good work.” The hell, Bill Clinton? Bill Clinton was supposed to tell Justin Bieber that there’s a federal law that states that any Canadian pop infant who curses out a picture of a former president after pissing in a mop bucket must immediately be sent to Gitmo forever.

My guess is that Bill accepted Justin’s apology after Justin made him an honorary member of the Wild Kidz, the baddest gang on the kindergarten playground. Or Bill accepted Justin’s apology after Justin made Selena Gomez send him a sext.

And that mop bucket and the poor soul who had to empty that mop bucket are probably still waiting for an apology.

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