The gayfetti is still exploding in my head after Maryland became the latest state for me to become somebody’s huzzban’ during a drunken ass whim (I’m thinking I’ll have a Female Trouble-themed wedding in honor of Baltimore’s crown jewel John Waters), and now the gayfetti is exploding down below after my eyes touched this picture of Prince Hot Ginge and Prince William partying their nipples off in a locker room. This shit is totally fake and comes from photographer Alison Jackson who is known for creating lukewarm escandaloso royal scenes using a PHG look-alike and a Prince William look-alike (who also does “Left at the Altar Because I’m An Annoying Bitch Now Let’s Eat My Tears Off Of My Wedding Cake” parties as Carrie Bradshaw).
Alison put together this level 6 panty creaming moment for UK Cosmo’s 40th anniversary. While I appreciate that Cosmo published this picture next to their article on labia decals (I’m guessing), I CAN’T with them and Alison for putting Prince Fake Ginge’s ass cheek in the background. PHG’s royal nalgas are the money and fake Prince William’s face should be in the background. Actually, fake Prince William should really be on the porcelain throne, because judging by his facial expression his end is about to crowneth a turd, as Queen Elizabeth I always said.
via OUT (Thanks, Seth)