QOTD: Niki Taylor Better Watch It
I will not disagree with anybody who says that Gary Busey is a grand master of poetry whose language skills are so advanced that only Teletubbies truly know what he’s saying (and vice versa). If NBC published the transcript of every episode of Celebrity Apprentice it would be filed into the American poetry section of your local library and that’s partly because of the trailer mix of words that come flying out of his mouth. Well, technically they hit his bumper teeth, bounce off of his tonsils and then they come flying out of his mouth.
Like at the beginning of last night’s episode, Gary shook the hand of the CEO of Camping World and said, “I know nothing’s free, but my heart to your heart is free. Did you hear that?” POETRY! So beautiful it should be etched into crack rocks. And then Gary left Ivanka Trump completely hypnotized when he dazzled her with one of his homegrown acronyms (example: FREEDOM = Facing Real Exciting Energy Developing Our Miracles). GARY (Geezer Ass Rascal Yapping) is amazing! Not only does he have the face of Fire Marshall Bill, but he spits out the fiery truth too!
With all that being said, the quote of the night belongs to Ms. Dionne Warwick! Dionne Warwick is your run of the mill grouchy old bitch who doesn’t give a fuck today and definitely won’t give a fuck tomorrow. So Dionne spent 3 hours browsing for placemats and didn’t come up with anything. She don’t give a fuck! So everybody on the team is mad that Dionne hates deaf people. She don’t give a fuck! But Dionne did give a fuck last night when she got in project manager Niki Taylor’s face and had a few suggestions for how the team should be run. It ended with Dionne blurting out the line of the night: I’VE GOT YOUR NUMBER, HUSSY!
“I’ve Got Your Number, Hussy!” should really be the name of Dionne’s comeback single. I thought “hussy” died with the plague, but Dionne brought it out of its casket and gave it new life! I swear, I just want to piss Dionne off (which isn’t hard) so she can call me a HUSSY (Harlots Undermining Sassy Sexy Yodelers).
And let’s really end this post with a BANG in the form of Detective La Toya’s trailer outfit from last night.
She looks like an Appalachian child hooker circa 1991 who is off to Las Vegas for a better life.