Lois Aldrin Too?!!!!

August 8, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

We all know that Lois Aldrin bloomed out of a moon crater during a lunar eclipse and was brought to this planet by Buzz Aldrin, but did you know that she’s got Xenu’s private Skype user name in her Rolodex?

Apparently she does (she probably cranks him in the middle of the day for fun), because here’s Buzz, John Travolta, his manufactured hairline and Kelly Preston basking in the celestial orb above Lois’ eyebrows at last night’s Hubbardpalooza (aka The Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre 41st Anniversary Gala) in Los Angeles.

Obviously, John and Kelly are sticking to Lois, because when Earth’s final day comes and the moon children arrive to collect their empress, those two are going to hitch a ride back to space by grabbing onto her marabou feather robe. That’s there back-up plan. I see you, John and Kelly!

If you care, here’s a few more pictures from last night’s fuckery fest which was attended by: ~~Rush Limbaugh in drag~~ Nancy Cartwright, Erika Christensen and Jenna Elfman.

Tags: I Don't Like Jokes, John Travolta, Julianne Moore, Kelly Preston, Scientology

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