Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Two stars were on a promotion tour out of the country for their recent movie. One star is engaged and is starting to make a name for himself. The other, also a male, is married. The two got so inebriated one night that they left a party together and ended up spending the night together. The woke up naked, cuddling, and in the same bed. Not Tom Hardy. (BuzzFoto)

Just close your eyes when reading the “starting to make a name for himself” part and go with Sylvester Stallone and Mickey Rourke. The image of Mickey and Sly cuddling on a bed covered in white sheets with the early morning wind softly dancing through their hair is just about the most precious thing in the world. Like watching a wart on an ass lip pop.

At a recent promotional event, a publicist noticed that her young actress was feeling a little uptight. In a move reminiscent of high school dances – where some mischievous kid slips a bottle of the hard stuff into the punch bowl – the publicist started slipping a little something into her beverages under the table. By the end of the autograph signing session, our young girl could barely stand. (Blind Gossip)

The little girl from that Ramona and Beezus movie? The one who plays Ramona? I saw her on the Today show and she was spazzing out like me when I eat too many spoonfuls of pure sugar (which I do a lot). And who the hell is her publicist? White Oprah?

This Disney star was seen downing some Valtrex in the bathroom of a recent club. The star was under 21 and probably shouldn’t have been at the club in the first place. Not Miley Cyrus. (BuzzFoto)

Demi Lovato?

This C+list actress on a very hit network ensemble show is working on a HUGE settlement agreement because she got pregnant. Not so much because she is pregnant, but because the baby belongs to the married producer of the show and wants to keep things very, very quiet. (CDAN)

Please let it be Patricia Heaton. It’s not, but please let it be anyway.