Oh, How I Love Your Fishy Face

April 29, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

So I’m over at the Daily Mail looking at a few pictures from the Bent On Learning benefit in NYC last night when BAM! This precious portrait hit me like a hug from Aretha Franklin’s chichis. The photographer caught Fishsticks Paltrow in the perfect GOOP moment! She looks like an emaciated alien fish who is waaaay too pleased with herself. This is perfection.

Unfortunately, her face is normal-ish looking in the other pictures. So just file this under “a shooting star.” This picture is like a wink from God letting us all know that he feels us. I’m totally going to blow it up and hang it over my bed so that when I wake up in the morning I will be reminded that the world is filled with beautiful gifts. You just have to search photo agencies to find them.

Here’s more pictures from last night including some of Vadge (who is obviously storing virgin balls in her cheeks for the summer) and Lourdes.

Tags: Fug, Gwyneth Paltrow, Madonna, Paris Hilton, Rehab, Your Face Scares Me

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