A Tragedy From Head To Camel Toe And Beyond

December 19, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Since Jon Grosselin dumped Hailey “Meth Brows” Glassman back onto the potted plant he found her on, she has to do something to keep her name on people’s RSS feeds. So that’s why she hosted a girl-on-girl boxing match at the Philadelphia Airport Ramada Hotel last night. Jamie Jungers was the organizer’s first choice, but she was already booked for the opening of a Super 8 in Barstow.

Meth Brows really dressed up for the occasion as you can see. It’s like every reality shit show formed a circle jerk around her and ejaculated massive amounts of vomit on her at once. The bandanna is from Rock of Love, the “mauled by a possum” shirt is from Jersey Shore, the boots were made from Kim Zolciak’s leftover wigs, and the rest can be found in the closets of any low-budget bitch on a Vh1 or MTV reality show.

This entire ho-semble is one gigantic weapon of mass destruction. Nowhere is safe. It makes you want to close the casket door and go to sleep!

Tags: Buying Children, Eyebrow Situation, Fug, Ho Stroll, Rehab, Trash

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