Is This The New Slut Dress?

December 4, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Ever since “the slut dress,” retired from the spotlight and is now sipping on a daiquiri in a bag somewhere in Sarasota, FL, I’ve been waiting for its successor. Well, it’s likely that Alien Princess RiRi has found the next slut dress.

At a party for her new album in NYC last night, RiRi wore this stunning peek-a-nipple zebra tiger dress, which I’m pretty sure came from the Flirt Catalog’s “ladies who munch ass” section. This dress is worthy of such an honor, because it provides easy access for nipple pinching and it’s made from a fabric that is usually used to cover pillows from Z Gallerie.

Now if we can only get other celebwhores to wear this shit on the ho stroll. Somebody send it to Susan Boyle, Bobby Trendy, Beth Ditto, Noah Cyrus and Surprised Kitty.

And in other RiRi news, The National Tila Tequila Enquirer claims she’s got herpes. Maybe Tila’s a little jealous, because herpes is the only STD she hasn’t caught yet? Sorry, it was too easy.

Tags: Elegance Has A Name, Mario Lopez, Rihanna, Tila Tequila

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