Jennifer Aniston’s Tears Over Brad Pitt

September 24, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

And here we go again. The Brangaloonies and the Anistonholics (yes, they exist) should take their corners.

Page Six is saying that before shooting a scene for The Bounty, Jennifer Aniston had to call for a time-out (aka an Entenmann’s break) because her heart was breaking inside. According to a source, Jenny busted into a flood of tears and said the scene she was about to shoot reminded her too much of her ex-husband Brad Pitt. The source went on to yap, “While she enjoyed flirting with Gerard on set and put a brave face on every day, privately she is still very fragile.”

Maybe this source got it twisted and she wasn’t crying because the scene reminded her of Brad Pitt. Maybe her eyes were sweating, because she just saw the recent pictures of Brad looking like an elderly billy goat. Because those pictures made all of us cry. Kleenex stock went through the damn roof that day.

But if that’s not the case, then Jen needs more dick in her life and holes. The truth. Seriously, why cry over spoiled dick?! That shit was a million and a half years ago. Fill that pain with a peen…..and vodka. Suck a dick to get over a dick!

Tags: Brangelina, Jennifer Aniston, Reality TV, Yeah Okay

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