This Is Our Future, Part 1

If you have a daughter, these pictures might make me you want to throw every TV in the house out the window, cancel the internet, rip down her Hannah Montana posters, put her cell phone in the garbage disposal and keep her in her room where you’ll only read her stories about cute kittens, fairy princesses and rainbows (aka all of Mimi’s bedtime favorites).

This is Miley Cyrus’ 9-year-old sister Noah and her friends at a pre-party for the Teen Choice Awards at Level 3 Club in Hollywood last night.

I’m pretty sure that’s not a stripper pole. Yeah, let’s just tell ourselves that. Let’s also tell ourselves that they are pretending it’s a maypole. Yeah, a maypole. Gulp.

I also added a couple of pictures of a pop group (the three girls dressed like Hollywood Blvd. hookers circa 1987) I never heard of called THE MISS LOLITAS! Do they even know who Lolita is? Although, what’s even more disturbing than their name is the fact that the blue one is using a CD disc as a hair accessory.

Somebody take the wheel and steer us back to the time when Kids Inc. was considered “edgy.”