That’s A Good One

July 30, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Porn star and future politician (the two go puss-in-hand) Stormy Daniels was put in handcuffs over the weekend (TWIST COMING) and it wasn’t so that a sessy fake police officer could beat her ‘gina lips with his mighty skin baton. No, bitch was really arrested after she allegedly beat her husband Michael in the head a few times in their home in Tampa, FL.

Michael told the po po that Stormy Chris Brown-ed him, because she didn’t like the way he did the laundry. Okay, hold the Downy softener ball, because I bet Michael accidentally left a red thong in the washer when he put the whites in. ILLEGAL! Some bitches will cut, stomp, slap, kill and set fire to any ho who turns their whites pink. Turn a white pink and get slapped. I think that was rule #12 in my abuelita’s Book of Life.

After Stormy was arrested, she admitted that she broke some candles and threw a potted plant in the sink, but didn’t mean to hit her husband in the head. Stormy’s defense was that she was just trying to get her keys which he was hanging over his head and she accidentally fisted him in the face. HAHAHAHA! This bitch! Although, 9 out of 10 scientists will tell you that the best way to get something from someone is to punch them in the mug. I’m surprised Stormy didn’t use the “HE RAN INTO MY FIST” excuse (aka The Tommy Girl’s favorite cover story).

Stormy was later released on $1,000 bail.

VIA TSG

Tags: Dumbasses, Girlfriend Please, Porn, Yeah Okay, Your Vagina Is Large

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