ScarJo As The Black Widow
July 16, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Loki’s soulmate, Robert Downey Jr. and ScarJo are all on the cover of the latest Entertainment Weekly as their Iron Man characters. While I appreciate seeing RDJ’s plastic red mango crotch and Mickey’s always-precious chilaquiles face, I am not amused by ScarJo.
It looks like she has Carrot Top’s luscious dick bush on her head. They should’ve just wrapped Carrot Top’s peen in black leather and had it play the Black Widow. It would probably do a better Russian accent than ScarJo too. OH FUCK, her Russian accent is going to make the entire city of Moscow weep for a thousand years. They are barely getting over Harrison Ford’s butchery in K-19: Widowmaker.
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