Now She’ll Never Be Kenley Penley

April 14, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Project Runway’s Kenley Collins, also known as The Pussy Thrower of Brooklyn, was in court today to answer to the charges that she attacked her former fiance, Zac Penley, with her a cat, laptop and apples. Kenley pleaded guilty to one count of disorderly conduct. The judge gave her a $120 fine and said she must stay away from Zac Penley for two whole years.

This means she’ll never marry Zac Penley, which means she’ll never be Kenley Penley, which means we’ll never be able to scream “HAHAHA! Your name is Kenley Penley” at her when she’s walking down the street. Sad.

And I think I speak for the pussy she threw when I ask, “Does she have to stay away from the cat too?” Because I’m sure the pussy hasn’t slept a wink since the incident! Bitch is too afraid that Kenley’s crazy ass will launch him again.

Tags: Dumbasses, KITTENS, PUPPIES!, Uncomfortable

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