Farrah Is Doing Better, Her Son Is Not

April 6, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Farrah Fawcett was hospitalized last week and there were reports that she was unconscious and not doing too hot. Well, there’s better news this morning. Farrah issued a statement to People thanking her fans for their constant support and hope. Farrah is continuing to fight the fight. Her rep said that she’s walking, is in good spirits and will probably bust out of the hospital on her magical winged hair in just a few days and will return home.

But while Farrah is doing better in the hospital, her son Redmond is in jail. Now, Redmond is on probation for drug possession and he’s currently facing charges in another case. It seems like he was begging to be arrested again, because the bitch was visiting a friend at a jail outside of Los Angeles yesterday and he brought some of the bad shit with him.

Redmond was in the jail parking lot when the cops stopped him to do a routine search. Redmond admitted he had drugs on him. The cops searched his ass, found some shit including heroin, arrested him and now Redmond is in jail on $25,000 bail.

Did you order a plate of fried ginger, because that’s exactly what we have here. A dumb fuck! Redmond’s mom is fucking sick in the hospital and he’s out doing hood rat stuff in a jail parking lot?! He might as well have lubed up his firehole and brought the dildo, because he is totally fucked. Meth is seriously the breakfast, lunch and dinner of brain champions.

That being said, I’d hit it. Well, you know how my shit puckers for the ginges. And Redmond is a bad bad ginge. He’d probably turn me out on the streets to get his fix. Swoooooon.

And it’s not right that his latest mug shot is in black and white. The ginge should never be covered.

Tags: Crackheads, Dumbasses, Fergie, Try The Jello, Uncomfortable

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