Bijou Needs A Heaping Serving Of STFU Pie

January 26, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Tommy Girl said that he’s no longer opening up his shit hole about evil anti-depressants, but it looks like he passed down the batshit crazy torch to fellow Scientologist Bijou Phillips. Bijou has some advice for any of you who suffer from a severe case of the sads: stop being such a pussy and get the fuck over it! Basically.

In the new issue of Paper (via UsWeekly), Bijou said, “My grandparents didn’t take any pills, and they were fine. Just buck up and get over it. Stop being such a fucking pansy.”

This is coming from a bitch whose whole family has self-medicated with the street anti-depressant know as CRACK (and a bunch of other shit too). Why doesn’t she tell her sister Mackenzie to just get over being a damn crackhead. You know, eat a barley cookie, shake off the shakes and move on.

I wish Bijou would just buck up and get over being such a dumbstupidwhorecuntslutdickhead, but that’s not going to happen.

And since we’re on the subject of Bijou, I want to quote one of my favorite comments ever left by a commenter on this site a while ago. They said: “Bijou Phillips would fuck a snake!” No truer words have ever been written. And she would totally fuck a depressed snake too.

Tags: Buying Children, Julianne Moore, Scientology, Shut Your Hole, Trash

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