Kimora Is Knocked Up

January 16, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Kimora Lee Simmons is having a baby with that hot piece Djimon Hounsou, star of Janet Jackson’s “Love Will Never Do (Without You)” video. Sorry, he was topless in that shit so in my eyes that’s his best work yet. I should also mention his fine work in those Calvin Klein panty ads.

33-year-old Kimumu already has 2 daughters with Russell Simmons named Ming and Aoki. This baby will be Djimon’s first. The two have been together for about 2 years or so.

When he first met her, Dijmon told bitches, “My first impression has always been the same, that she’s a very beautiful lady, very capable and intelligent and smart with great family values. She’s the least high-maintenance lady I’ve ever dated.”

Who in the hell has he been dating? Only skanks that have been on Bridezillas?

Kimorasaurus probably threatened to eat him (and not in the sexy way) if he didn’t say that shit. I hope Djimon has made peace with his gods, because Kimora’s fury is going to hit fever pitch now that she’s pregnant.

And she should also get an ultrasound on her chins and neck, because there might be a few babies growing in there.

Source: UsWeekly

Tags: BABIES!!!, Beyonce, Duggars, Kimora, Knocked Up

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