Can’t We Handle This Like Adults?

No, let’s not handle it like adults. Let’s get dirty. Fucking filthy. I’ll pop the popcorn.

Methinks Vadge agrees with me. Before performing her song “Miles Away” in Boston last night, she told the audience, “This song is for the emotionally retarded. Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. I know I do.” I know you are, Vadge! But what am I? Only the spirit of Pee Wee Herman laughed at that one.

Vadge previously said the song was inspired by Guy Ritchie. Everyone’s probably turning nothing into something. We know how self-centered this bitch is. She was probably dedicating it to herself. Click here to see some grainy video of her saying that shit last night. Turn down your speakers. It’s loud as fuck.

Guy might be getting the last cackle, because apparently the two didn’t sign a pre-nup. I would think Vadge got the pre-nup tattooed to her rock hard pussy lips.

Guy stands to take home $200 million when everything is said and done. Hey, that’s a small price to pay for taking someone’s nuts.

The NYDN claims Guy wants a huge chunk of their $521 million fortune, but The Sun claims Guy is worth $60 million himself and doesn’t want a penny from Vadge.

There’s also a couple of reports that Vadge has hired Paul McCartney’s lawyer Fiona Shackleton to represent her in the divorce.

Guy, wrestle away your nuts from Vadge’s roided-up vagina and get that money! It’s fucking pay day and you better collect. Oh and don’t forget to pour a glass of water on Fiona’s head during court. You must keep the “Heather Mills tradition” going.