It’s In The Script

SPOILER ALERT! It’s not like you give a dirty dildo anyway.

UsWeekly has some BREAKING NEWS! Heidi Montag wasn’t always a pre-op horse and they have picture proof (above). No, the real non-news is that Heidi and that girl Lauren Conrad were spotted hugging at STK in Los Angeles last night. Lauren was there to celebrate her first fugly fashion show.

While Spencer was eating a bowl of shit at the bar, Heidi galloped over and asked one of LC’s friends if she could hug her. Please. She was probably asking the production assistant if they were ready for the shot.

Heidi was allowed into LC’s inner sanctum (smells like beef) and the two smiled, talked and hugged. I smell an EMMY (smells like beef)!!!

Now that Heidi and LC have made up, all wars around the world can now come to an end.

I’m sure we’ll see this heartfart reunion on “The Hills.” After they air the reunion scene, they will cut to LC going into work and being greeted by the happy robot Whitney. Whitney will say, “Heeeeey. How was your weekend?” LC will reply, “Oh my god. I hugged Heidi last night.” Whitney will widen her eyes and say, “Oh my god. Really?” And then she’ll get up and push a rack of clothes. End scene.

Here’s a few pictures of Twit and Twatty leaving STK last night after the “reunion.” She really has a face that only Mr. Ed could love.