Out With The Old

October 7, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

For the past few weeks there have been many rumors about the “Girls Next Door” falling apart, moving out of the mansion and being replaced by younger models. There has also been a little rumor that Holly Madison is doing it with a douche magician who goes by the name of Criss Angel. Hef and Holly both denied all the rumors.

Last night, a TMZ camera man chatted with Holly outside of a restaurant and he told her he wanted to go to the Playboy Halloween party and if she could get him in. Holly yammered on about how she was going to be Elvis for Halloween and then she said, “I have no pull anymore. Hef and I aren’t together.”

SHOCK! DISMAY! TRAGIC! Seriously, this is about as surprising as the doctor telling me that my butthole only has a few more years left.

Holly also said that she’s still filming shit with Kendra and Bridget for the sixth season of “GND.”

Holly’s 28, so she is getting up there in age. “Puffin” only has a few years left, so why would he want to spend them with a wrinkly old bag like Holly? Besides, Hef is still married! Holly needs to find a sugar daddy that is actually available for marriage. Mini-Me perhaps?

Tags: Clay Aiken, Crackheads, Drunks, Elderly, Hookers, Splits

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