Just Come Out Already

In an interview with The Daily Beast, JLo (ironic, right?) talks about and defends Scientology, but denies being a member. Her daddy and a bunch of her friends including Leah Remini are card carrying members of Tommy Girl’s band of alien crazies.

JLo said, “I do know a lot about Scientology. And I know about the practices. I know all about what the technology is and all that kind of stuff. It’s very helpful. So in a sense, yeah, you do call on it.” When asked if she’s an alien worshipper, she said, “No…I wouldn’t have a problem saying [I was] because I know what it is. I have no problems with it and it really actually bothers me that people have such a negative feeling towards it.”

And would JLo ever consider putting her Dragon Tales Twins in Scientology school? “Yeah. I wouldn’t mind. Not at all. Because I know that the technologies that they have are very helpful…It’s all about communication. That’s the thing I really don’t like about talking about this. I do know so many great people who do do it, who choose it as a lifestyle and really follow it and it is their religion…I just wish that people wouldn’t judge it without knowing what it is.”

JLo, it’s okay. Have Tommy Girl call Oprah, so that you can go on her show, jump on her couch and finally tell the world that you love barley water and aliens. It’s fine.

You know how else I can tell she’s a Scientologist? She’s starting to get a little frumpy in the hair. That’s one of the first things to go! Look at Katie Holmes. She had cute hair until she hooked up with Tommy Girl. Now her weepy mop looks like it could use a huge shot of Prozac. But that will never happen….

Visit The Daily Beast to read the rest of JLo’s interview. She talks about her nervous breakdown, selling her baby pictures for $6 million and once again tries to convince us that she’s still just Jenny from the Block.

And here’s a few pictures of JLo with old lady hair and a memaw dress at an event for Elle Magazine in Los Angeles last night.