Don’t Mess With Zahara

October 4, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Saint Angie Jo doesn’t really need any bodyguards or anything, because she has Zahara. That girl will not let anybody mess with her or she’ll cut you with a hot razor and give you a concrete smile. Every time I see pictures of her she looks like she’s going to take me down. Homegirl doesn’t play. Maddox is even saying to himself, “Girlfriend, you sooo dramatic!”

Half of the holy family visited Lee’s art store in Manhattan today to buy more supplies to do their hair with. Seriously. This is a hair emergency right here. Saint Angie should drop them off at Suri Cruise’s house so that she can take them to her private salon. On second thought, that’s probably not a good idea. Those three kids don’t need to develop an unhealthy barley water addiction.

Tags: Afternoon Crumbs, Brangelina, Maddox, Reality TV

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