Diddy Doesn’t Own A Jet

September 9, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Diddy recently farted about how he’s been forced to fly commercial, because he can’t afford to pay the fuel for his private jet thanks to rising gas prices. Well, TMZ reports that Diddy doesn’t exactly own a private jet. Maybe he was talking about his Barbie Party Plane?

Federal aviation records don’t show Diddy as the registered owner of any private jet. A source said, “I have a list of every plane with the name of the owner, and he’s not on it.” Did they check all 10,000 of his names?

Diddy’s spokesbitch said that he owns a “fractional” ownership in something called NetJets, a company that rents out private jets by the hour.

Oops. Somebody got caught in a lie! Lying is definitely not sexy, Diddy.

Does anybody know of a company that rents out brains by the hour? If a company exists, somebody give Diddy their number.

Tags: Diddy, Donald Trump, Dumbasses, Uncomfortable

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