Dear Andy, White Oprah Is Coming For You

August 5, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Anderson Cooper filled in for Regis on “Regis & Kelly” this morning and the conversation turned to the Long Island trainwreck known as “Living Lohan.”

Andy must have thought he was having cosmos with the girls, because he said, “Ali Lohan is supposed to be 14 but really she’s more like 60.” What a bitch! Andy can slap me on the ass and call me 60 any day.

And do you hear that? It’s the sound of White Oprah busting out of her third spray tanning session of the day and running to her computer. She’s going to put those Lee Press-Ons to fucking work. Andy better shut down his inbox, because here comes one of White Oprah’s long ass statements and you know that bitch asks for a return receipt.

White Oprah doesn’t know who she’s messing with. If that bitch fucks with MAH BOO, I will rip off Ali’s annoying choker and use it to whip the bullshit out of White Oprah.

UPDATE: Here’s the video of Anderson ripping into “Living Lohan.” We truly need to become best girlfriends.

VIA Lainey Gossip

Thanks Debra

Tags: Anderson Cooper, Hotness, Talk Shows, White Oprah

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